Editorial

I’m not funny, at least not in the hahaha she’s hilarious and should be a stand-up comedian way at least.

…Maybe in the Meg Ryan, slightly neurotic sort of way. You know, where she is just a blithering idiot running around with her head cut off and slightly dysfunctional but still pretty kick-ass all at the same time.

I guess in that way I’m funny.

But when it comes to writing satirical articles, I am certainly not funny. And since all the content the Pointer publishes is laughable, I’ve decided that I can’t do this anymore and I’m dropping out of college.

Now you know what is funny? Politics is funny. Hahaha quite laughable really. But we’re not going to talk about that because what our nation really needs to focus on is building a wall.

Why would we build a wall? To keep all of the amazingness out, obviously!

So, now that we’ve established that the amazingness is out there somewhere, and not here around us, I am dropping out of college and moving. I’m moving somewhere “Out There.”

Heck, who needs a college degree? I’m going to give myself a degree…A degree in Amazingness…a degree from “Out There”…not here.

So sayonara my fellow Pointers and Stevens Point. Please enjoy your highly safe and structured nation surrounded by walls. I never liked fenced in spaces anyway.

Samantha Bradley

Editor-in-Chief

sbrad414@uwsp.edu

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