Find Yourself in the Wicker Huts with Psych 101

Recent students of a psychology 101 class at the University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point are offering counseling services to supplement the efforts by Delzell Hall. Kurt Safflower, sophomore fungal society major, is taking the charge on opening the services to other students. “There has been so much stress on campus, you know, and my classmates thought we could help by just ... Read More »

Wisconsin Loses Dairy Credibility

Wisconsin residents will no longer wear cheeseheads, tour cheese factories, visit dairy farms or drink milk again. Holding the title of “America’s Dairy State” since the 1700’s, Wisconsin finally lost its dairy credibility to California. The news came as shock to the entire country. America’s new dairy state will now be California because all cows have migrated to California to ... Read More »

Chancellor Proposes Pipeline to Run Through UWSP Campus

Last week University of Wisconsin- Stevens Point Chancellor Bernie Patterson unveiled the next project to proceed the construction of the new science building. The Pointer Pipeline will start construction next semester according to Patterson. “With everyone concerned about segregated fees and various budget cuts, we’ve decided the best step forward for the campus would be a pipeline,” said Patterson. The ... Read More »

Chancellor Ran Out by Angry Mob

The University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point student body, staff and community are in an uproar over the recent scandal of a private email server being utilized by the university’s chancellor. Staff and students at the university are automatically provided a “.edu” account through the university to ensure nothing except another channel to receive junk mail and Toppers Pizza coupons through. “I do ... Read More »

Booty Work: Left Field, Right Field

With the beginning of spring and April raining down upon the University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point’s campus, this time of year also brings the season of booty-licious baseball watching. What most students snooping for the best vantage point may not realize, is that the most effective way to get butt-close and personal isn’t face flat against the fences on the field, ... Read More »

UWSP Becomes a Wisconsin-Only Campus

University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point students have been distraught over the recent administrative decision to deny all future out-of-state students from attending the university. This decision is a shock to many out-of-state students, as this specific group makes up 10 percent of the student population. Shelly Gibb, director of Recruitment, works in the admissions office at UWSP. Gibbs reluctantly explained that ... Read More »

Trump Plans to Hold Rally at UWSP Campus

Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump has confirmed that he will be stopping in Stevens Point to hold a rally in hopes of gaining support from the student demographic of Wisconsin. Trump will be conducting his rally on April 1 at 2 p.m. on the sundial. He urges students to remain as peaceful and accepting as he is. “There’s no violence, ... Read More »

Library Closed Over Midterms

After much deliberation Harper Lee, the head librarian, decided to close the Center for Learning Resources during midterms. The number of students who use the library has not been sufficient to keep the building open according to recent statistics gathered by Lee. “Students have not been taking advantage of the resources we offer such as free tutoring and vast research databases, therefore we have ... Read More »