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Sydney Whiteduck vs. Leah Dreyfus for SGA President

Student government elections are underway, and there are currently two candidates everyone is talking about. Dining services employee Leah Dreyfus and junior Sydney Whiteduck are currently the most popular choices among students. “I decided to run for SGA president because I’m sick of serving cheese curds, french fries, cheeseburgers and other fried pantry remnants to plaid-wearing, prepubescent boys,” Dreyfus said. ... Read More »

Heck Quits, Joins CHL

After reading an article in last week’s issue of The Pointer, sophomore forward Kyle Heck of the University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point hockey team left the Pointer hockey team to play for the intramural College Hockey League. Heck is coming off of a season where he scored a team high 20 goals and 27 points for the Pointers. Heck declared a ... Read More »

The Legend of Stumpy de la Cruz

Every team has a story of a once in a generation player that by all accounts is a “can’t miss” prospect that tragically does. They’re brought up with all the potential, all the promise in the world. They’re given every opportunity to succeed, but they don’t pan out. They get hurt, they hit an endless slump, they break down. He ... Read More »

UWSP Athletic Department to Offer New Sport

First year Athletic Director Daron Montgomery held a press conference Tuesday morning announcing the addition of a new sport being offered at the University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point. “I am pleased to announce that UWSP will be competing as an inaugural member of the WIAC’s newly formed beer pong league,” said Montgomery. “After days of deliberation, my colleagues and I have ... Read More »

Local Hipster Suffers Brain Injury – “Goes Bro”

Stevens Point, WI – Popular opinion states that Jägermeister tastes pretty damn good on the lips but where does one draw a line in consumption? What are the long-term effects of a simple “jaggy bomb?” According to friends, former hipster Leif Andreas drew the line by ditching his vinyl copy of the new Andrew Bird album and instead spent the ... Read More »

Occupy Spinoff Comes to Miller Park – Brings Apathy, Beer

Exhaust fumes and car radios permeated the air around Miller Park last week as hundreds of people gathered in the parking lot of Miller Park in Milwaukee, WI, for ‘Occupy Miller Park Parking Lot.’ On Sunday, hundreds of cars, trucks and SUVs amassed in Miller Park’s Preferred Parking sections. In solidarity under the slogan of ‘We are the 100% American,’ ... Read More »

Brewers Stunned by Pointers in Exhibition Game

The University of Wisconsin – Stevens Point baseball team shocked the baseball world this week, defeating the Milwaukee Brewers in an exhibition game. The final score was 10-0, with the Pointers collecting 20 hits during the game and the Brewers only accounting for two hits. “This is a great team,” said Brewers Head Coach Ron Roenicke. “I just hope that ... Read More »