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Three Reported Dead as Albertson Hall Construction Continues

[Editor’s Note: The Pointless is the Pointer’s annual satirical article. Pointless stories should not be taken seriously on April Fool’s Day or any other.]  Three students were reported dead on Tuesday March 26, due to falling rubble from recent construction taking place at UWSP’s campus. Forty-two are injured, and fatalities are still being counted as the project continues. Mary Jane, ... Read More »

Waterpark to be Installed at Schmeeckle Reserve in Summer of 2024

[Editor’s Note: The Pointless is the Pointer’s annual satirical article. Pointless stories should not be taken seriously on April Fool’s Day or any other.]  With warmer months fast approaching, residents of Stevens Point can look forward to a new attraction coming to Schmeeckle Reserve. The construction of a $1.2 million waterpark was approved by the city on Wednesday, February 7. ... Read More »

Mysterious Tunnels Discovered in Basement of Science Building

[Editor’s Note: The Pointless is the Pointer’s annual satirical article. Pointless stories should not be taken seriously on April Fool’s Day or any other.]  UWSP’s science building has often been described by students as confusing and maze-like. It is easy to get lost in its web of rooms, wings, and hallways. There are many staircases that lead to all different ... Read More »

UWSP to Hold Touch a Car Contest

[Editor’s Note: The Pointless is the Pointer’s annual satirical article. Pointless stories should not be taken seriously on April Fool’s Day or any other.]  UWSP will hold a Touch a Car contest on April 1 on the lawn of Old Main. The winner of the contest will win one of the low-speed box vehicles that are often seen around campus, ... Read More »

Heck Quits, Joins CHL

After reading an article in last week’s issue of The Pointer, sophomore forward Kyle Heck of the University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point hockey team left the Pointer hockey team to play for the intramural College Hockey League. Heck is coming off of a season where he scored a team high 20 goals and 27 points for the Pointers. Heck declared a ... Read More »

The Legend of Stumpy de la Cruz

Every team has a story of a once in a generation player that by all accounts is a “can’t miss” prospect that tragically does. They’re brought up with all the potential, all the promise in the world. They’re given every opportunity to succeed, but they don’t pan out. They get hurt, they hit an endless slump, they break down. He ... Read More »

UWSP Athletic Department to Offer New Sport

First year Athletic Director Daron Montgomery held a press conference Tuesday morning announcing the addition of a new sport being offered at the University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point. “I am pleased to announce that UWSP will be competing as an inaugural member of the WIAC’s newly formed beer pong league,” said Montgomery. “After days of deliberation, my colleagues and I have ... Read More »