Archive for April 2025
Stevie and Stephanie: Trouble in Paradise?
[Editor’s Note: This article is a part of The Pointer’s annual satirical April Fools’ edition, the Pointless. Pointless stories should not be taken seriously on April Fool’s Day or any other.] After three months of holy matrimony, Stevie and Stephanie Pointer have officially filed for divorce. This news came to light by a public twitter…
Read MoreWho Wants to Become Famous by Airing Out All of Your Dirty Laundry?
Written by: Tessa Krause [Editor’s Note: This article is a part of The Pointer’s annual satirical April Fools’ edition, the Pointless. Pointless stories should not be taken seriously on April Fool’s Day or any other.] Attention all UWSP students! We have the latest on the television rumors! We have the exclusive scoop about this wonderful…
Read MoreRival Gangs Under Control of the Mafia? Stevie Pointer Involvement?
Written by: Tessa Krause [Editor’s Note: This article is a part of The Pointer’s annual satirical April Fools’ edition, the Pointless. Pointless stories should not be taken seriously on April Fool’s Day or any other.] Everyone around campus has seen the uptick of electric scooters around campus, along with the packs of LED trucks stalking…
Read MoreParking Changes Coming to UWSP
Written by: Brian Larson [Editor’s Note: This article is a part of The Pointer’s annual satirical April Fools’ edition, the Pointless. Pointless stories should not be taken seriously on April Fool’s Day or any other.] Outrage erupted among employees in a Friday morning staff meeting at parking services. A confidential source within the department told…
Read MoreExclusive Report: Jim Oliva vs. Chancellor Gibson
Written by: Logan Koceja [Editor’s Note: This article is a part of The Pointer’s annual satirical April Fools’ edition, the Pointless. Pointless stories should not be taken seriously on April Fool’s Day or any other.] EXCLUSIVE REPORT: The Pointer was recently made aware of a duel for the school between Chancellor Gibson and community member…
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