Exclusive Report: Jim Oliva vs. Chancellor Gibson
Written by: Logan Koceja
[Editor’s Note: This article is a part of The Pointer’s annual satirical April Fools’ edition, the Pointless. Pointless stories should not be taken seriously on April Fool’s Day or any other.]
EXCLUSIVE REPORT: The Pointer was recently made aware of a duel for the school between Chancellor Gibson and community member and former Trivia coordinator Jim Oliva.
The feud took place on the roof of the CAC the evening of March 7th.
How it started is under speculation. It is believed that Oliva and a staff member at 90FM contacted the Chancellor in order to make him aware of the annual Trivia contest as he usually makes an appearance during the Celebrity Phone Shift. However, the conversation turned sour when the Chancellor was unsure of his appearance at the contest.
According to reports, Oliva then reprimanded the Chancellor and claimed that he could run the school better than Gibson. A duel time and place was set. The CAC roof, right after the big Trivia meeting.
Both men showed up with swords. The duel took place. After several striking blows from the Chancellor, Oliva vanished in a flash of light and said, “You haven’t seen the last of me.”
Logan Koceja
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