Posts Tagged ‘Pointless’
The Science Department Proves the Earth is Flat!
Written by: Tessa Krause [Editor’s Note: This article is a part of The Pointer’s annual satirical April Fools’ edition, the Pointless. Pointless stories should not be taken seriously on April Fool’s Day or any other.] We have received word that several undergraduate students were able to prove that the Earth is, indeed flat, for their…
Read MoreGnome Colony Discovered in Schmeeckle Reserve
[Editor’s Note: This article is a part of The Pointer’s annual satirical April Fools’ edition, the Pointless. Pointless stories should not be taken seriously on April Fool’s Day or any other.] Natural Science majors have discovered a colony of gnomes living in Schmeekle reserve. After intense negotiations, the Pointer was able to score an interview…
Read MoreStevie and Stephanie: Trouble in Paradise?
[Editor’s Note: This article is a part of The Pointer’s annual satirical April Fools’ edition, the Pointless. Pointless stories should not be taken seriously on April Fool’s Day or any other.] After three months of holy matrimony, Stevie and Stephanie Pointer have officially filed for divorce. This news came to light by a public twitter…
Read MoreWho Wants to Become Famous by Airing Out All of Your Dirty Laundry?
Written by: Tessa Krause [Editor’s Note: This article is a part of The Pointer’s annual satirical April Fools’ edition, the Pointless. Pointless stories should not be taken seriously on April Fool’s Day or any other.] Attention all UWSP students! We have the latest on the television rumors! We have the exclusive scoop about this wonderful…
Read MoreRival Gangs Under Control of the Mafia? Stevie Pointer Involvement?
Written by: Tessa Krause [Editor’s Note: This article is a part of The Pointer’s annual satirical April Fools’ edition, the Pointless. Pointless stories should not be taken seriously on April Fool’s Day or any other.] Everyone around campus has seen the uptick of electric scooters around campus, along with the packs of LED trucks stalking…
Read MoreParking Changes Coming to UWSP
Written by: Brian Larson [Editor’s Note: This article is a part of The Pointer’s annual satirical April Fools’ edition, the Pointless. Pointless stories should not be taken seriously on April Fool’s Day or any other.] Outrage erupted among employees in a Friday morning staff meeting at parking services. A confidential source within the department told…
Read MoreExclusive Report: Jim Oliva vs. Chancellor Gibson
Written by: Logan Koceja [Editor’s Note: This article is a part of The Pointer’s annual satirical April Fools’ edition, the Pointless. Pointless stories should not be taken seriously on April Fool’s Day or any other.] EXCLUSIVE REPORT: The Pointer was recently made aware of a duel for the school between Chancellor Gibson and community member…
Read MoreMysterious Tunnels Discovered in Basement of Science Building
[Editor’s Note: The Pointless is the Pointer’s annual satirical article. Pointless stories should not be taken seriously on April Fool’s Day or any other.] * * * UWSP’s science building has often been described by students as confusing and maze-like. It is easy to get lost in its web of rooms, wings and hallways. There…
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